I’d also like to applaud the strategic use of semicolons in sentence number 5. They smartly circumvent the single-sentence rule of this project. Did I say “circumvent”? I meant “circumnavigate.” Or was it “circumcis–” never mind . . .

Remember kids: punctuation is not a toy.

True, although there have been many frustrated days during production that I wished I’d have been born a painter instead of a theatrist, so all I’d need to make my art would be a small room, a blank canvas, and a bottle of wine. Lucky bastards.