Olga, Masha and Irina must work, work, work, or they will never get to Moscow

by Michael Wheeler

Last week The Toronto Star pushed the boundaries of contemporary criticism when they sent two neophytes to review the heavily anticipated musical Billy Elliot in Toronto. The sole qualification they possessed as critics?

They were both human beings that shared their name coincidentally with that of the production . (They both had two “t”s in their name and the show only has one “t”, but whatever.)

Inspired by this bold choice to gain insight into and communicate the merit of the performing arts, Praxis Theatre  announces that effective immediately, we will  be abandoning our no-review policy for the website if any of the following people can be found to review the following shows:

• An Anne Frank to review The Diary of Anne Frank.
• Drew Barrymore to review Barrymore.
• A busload of 12-year-old males from Newark to review Jersey Boys.
• Spiderman to review Spiderman.
• Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian to review Three Sisters.
• Nikki Yanofsky to review Torch Song Trilogy.
• Jesus Christ to review Jesus Chrysler.

Pushing the envelope, but worth considering:

• Tony Nardi to review The Misanthrope.
• Prince William for Kiss Me, Kate.
• Sirhan Sirhan to review Assassins.
• Kevin Bacon to review Six Degrees of Separation.

Please get in touch through the info@ address above if you are interested in writing a review for our website and you are one of the people listed above.

If you have any similarly themes suggestions please feel free to leave them in the comments!