#Fasterfood
Earlier this week, ISMEE, the artificial intelligence on board the starship Envoy, issued an invitation and a challenge:
Want to travel faster than light? Apply to #Fastronauts today: include your name, hometown, and favourite freeze-dried/squeeze-tube food.
โ ISMEE (@ISMEEtheAI) March 19, 2014
And you knowย there’s nothing people like better than tweeting their #foodporn:
@ISMEEtheAI The name’s Jenn, I’m in Florida, and I’ve always been a bit fascinated by a “meal in a can”. #Fastronauts http://t.co/6FFn4wtggI
โ Jenn (@ONoesUDidnt) March 19, 2014
@ONoesUDidnt Re: level 2, does ‘crack’ pie contain actual crack? pic.twitter.com/sl0OeX0uVo
โ ISMEE (@ISMEEtheAI) March 19, 2014
@ISMEEtheAI I think it refers to the expansion in size of one’s butt crack after eating it ๐
โ Jenn (@ONoesUDidnt) March 19, 2014
@ISMEEtheAI #Fastronauts Dmitri M. Cherenchikov from Karasuk, Russia. So of course in the tube is this: pic.twitter.com/3lacJyKJ43
โ DmitriMCherenchikov (@dmchov) March 19, 2014
Hello @ISMEEtheAI, Alison in Toronto here, with the best thing since sliced Tang. #Fastronauts are go! pic.twitter.com/gJdxqOWAbV
โ Alison Humphrey (@alisonhum) March 19, 2014
Yes, Durian is banned on planes, but lyophilized is OK for space? Xiao-Xing Wu, Chengdu, China, to join #Fastronauts! pic.twitter.com/LgF2EYAlut
โ Wu Xiao-Xing (@xiaoxingwu) March 19, 2014
I met these on a geochem conference in Taiwan. If you cannot put beer into space, bring bar snacks! #Fastronauts pic.twitter.com/xCRpktZnlZ
โ Wu Xiao-Xing (@xiaoxingwu) March 21, 2014
@ISMEEtheAI Glenda in Toronto – I loathe virtual spam but could survive on canned Spam & mustard packets. Sign me up! #Fastronauts
— Glenda MacDonald (@glenda_macd) March 27, 2014
@glenda_macd Bowie on space trash: "Here am I floating in a tin can." How do you feel about foil-pack #spam instead? pic.twitter.com/rhIQCksriF
— ISMEE (@ISMEEtheAI) March 27, 2014
I'm told it's perfect for @SPAMbrand space sushi… #Fastronauts #fasterfood @glenda_macd pic.twitter.com/GL4M3sgsk2
— ISMEE (@ISMEEtheAI) March 27, 2014
Craving some freeze-dried deep-fried beef? Camembert squeeze cheese? Soup in a tube?
Share a taste with @ISMEEtheAI and join the #Fastronauts today!
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